I got some of those 'we miss you comments' when I first stopped attending. Once a car group saw me oustide of their donut stop and all the sisters came over, gave me hugs and told me how much they missed me. I smiled and said that I think they really don't miss be at all. Oh they all insisted how much they missed me. I said "let me remind you sisters that I haven't moved or changed my phone number".
The smiles disappeared faster than a sperm donar.